A mascarita in a pirate costume (or, as the Flea once described him, "a pirate in a boy suit"). He seems to want to be a real pirate. He is voiced by Garry Chalk in Seasons 1 & 2 and in Mucha Lucha: The Return of El Malefico and Dee Bradley Baker in Series 3.
- Walk the Plank-turns into a plank for striking
- Hook, Line and Sinker-Turns into a hook for line and sinker