|El Haystack Grande|
|Voiced by||Garry Chalk|
|Signature move||Combine Harvester|
El Haystack Grande is a scarecrow-dressed country wrestler with farm-based moves. He also seem to have picked up a country accent. His name is taken from the famous British wrestler, Giant Haystacks. His signature move is Combine Harvester where he jumps up and becomes a combine harvester to beat his opponents. He is voiced by Garry Chalk.